Puck Work

We all, oh wait no maybe 85% of us hate our job, the other 15% are maybe mostly celebrities (lucky them!). I, for sure is in that percentage where I hate my job. Today will be your lucky day because I am telling you why I hate my job. Big time!

The Colleagues

People here should be an actor or actress because they are so drama-mama that sometimes I feel like I am watching a movie. Literally a movie. Maybe I should start giving them a plaque stating ‘World Best Drama Queen/Kind’ or in a more Singapore friendly way it will state ‘Singapore Wayang King/Queen’. In a way or another, it really is fun being the ‘audience’. You actually know more than what they knew but you just refuses to tell them and let them lie through their dirty yellow smelly teeth. Seriously please, act like your age people.

The Boss

Where do I even start with this bunch? Well first of all, I do kind of give them my utmost respect but then again after quite some time working under them, they are only human like me who alwayscantwaittogobackearlyifpossible. Oh hell yeah. Its either that or they will like what the Malay will say “Macam Biskut! Sekejap ada, sekejap tak ada” (Like biscuit, now have, then don’t have) Seriously boss? Meeting every single day? You must be kidding me! I ain’t born this morning you know. 

The workload

The workload here is just ‘okay’ but people likes to work under pressure. The magic word will be “URGENT!” Urgent here urgent there, everything also urgent. No priority. Fuck lah urgent here and there every day. Then if you can’t do the ‘urgent’ things, then you will be known as ‘not a good worker.’ Oh my god! Please lah! Go fuck yourself okay? Okay this is making me more and more mad talking about it and I am not even suppose to say bad words on my blog, but oh well this is an exception. I think.

The BIG FAMILY

Everywhere you go, you will hear your ‘BIG HEAD’ on the stage saying “we are one big family and we should work ...blaa...blaa.....blaaa....” BULLSHIT lah. Giving me all this crap, oh come on lah you really think everyone regard the workplace as ‘home’ like you ah? You no life, thats why. Go lunch also go alone. Why? Because you ‘atas’ what, people scared of you lah and some more you’re that idiot who always fuck us upside down. Ohh now then you know? Yeap that is the harsh truth, maybe you want to donate your money to the less fortunate since you have got no friends, you loner! Okay fine, I’m harsh, i’m sorry.

So there you have it, all about the work and people. I can’t be bothered to write anymore. I might just explode from thinking too much. Well, goodbye for now. Till my next pissed off post.

“I was willing to give it a shot, but you decided to be a jerk.”